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9 by ryder ripps 

Bernini Rework, 2014
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from Internet Archaeology
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200 Obvious Ideas 
1. Coffee table in the shape of an alien head

2. Art show of bongs that are painted white or various iridescent colors


3. A Painting of a giant usb symbol


4. Abstract paintings mimicking Rothko but on an ipad


5. Using a monitor stand as an easel


6. Taking black and white portraits of party photographers


7. Taking drugs at a stripclub and then writing a blog post about it


8. Salt and pepper shakers made out of resin in the shape of ghosts


9. Casting a tangle of cables in clear resin


10. A webcam based sex website for arty girls in brooklyn


11. A real estate agency in bushwick called "liminal spaces"


12. A cafe slash co working space called outlet


13. Making a sportswear line with various bank logos and stock photos of landscapes and       selling it at vfiles


14. A baseball hat where each triangular panel is a slice of pizza


15. A coffee table in the shape of pizza


16. A little Caesars hat


17. Pizza flipflops


18. Pizza rims


19. A t shirt that says i cant think of anything else thats a triangle besides pizza


20. A band thats called tttttttaco


21. Going on vacation in new mexico


22. Making a body pillow that looks like john waters


23. Making a body pillow that looks like john mccain


24. Making art out of body pillows that look like john mccain


25. Using john mccain body pillows as bean bags in your apartment


26. an art show of denim bean bags with modest mouse playing in the background


27. a 20 foot painting of the dell logo


28. Painting a new macbook pro camouflage, including the screen then painting your entire 

body camouflage too to match

29. performance art involving stedicams


30. a go pro attached to ur head as u give head as performance art


31. a selfie website


32. an antiselfie website


33. a selfie art show


34. an antiselfie art show


35. a antiselfie poem read at a lower east side gallery


36. large beach towels with all over prints of justin bieber


37. a large beach towel that says lifes a beach


38. naming your first alt lit novel SPF 60


39. talking about how cool sonny bono is drunk at the tender trap


40. a custom gold name plate necklace that says Adolescence


41. getting into astrology


42. getting into astrological gifs


43. getting into greek themed astrological gifs


44. writing free wifi in a death metal font


45. writing free wifi in neon


46. writing free wifi out of rocks on a floor in a gallery


47. naming your wifi network free wifi


48. a shirt that says FREE WIFI with a nike swoosh and a picture of Rihanna


49. paintings of anime characters crying


50. paintings of hollywood movie stars as anime characters


51. calling yourself an instagram curator and actually pursuing that line of work


52. putting on the hackers soundtrack at a party


53. playing candy shop at a party


54. just getting into drum and bass


55. just getting into happy hardcore


56. just getting into indie rock ironically


57. just getting into rap


58. wearing fubu in 2014


59. blingee gifs of hot dogs and shwarma


60. 3d gifs


61. Funny gifs


62. Abstract gifs


63. Gifs with emojis


64. gifs of rappers with their lyrics in futura


65. Liking twilight ironically


66. Getting into timberlands as a girl in 2014


67. Saying something like "avril lavigne is kinda cool"


68. weed panties


69. weed pants


70. weed hats


71. weed socks


72. weed bathroom tiles


73. gloves where each finger is like one of the weed leafs or whatever


74. Drones to deliver weed


75. Flying drones in a gallery


76. Aerial drone photography of raves


77. Aerial drone photography of death camps


78. a foot stool that looks like a xanax bar


79. a xanax bar necklace


80. taking xanax before watching that chris angel show


81. writing a poem about taking xanax while watching the chris angel show


82. a been trill shirt that says 69


83. A been trill shirt with ed snowden


84. a been trill shirt that says "FOREVER OCEAN" with some emojis


85. a been trill shirt that says PLUR with some emojis


86. a photo essay about karaokee


87. sad boys


88. a shirt that says sad dads


89. a shirt that says sad dads with a picture of steven hawking


90. a shirt that says sad dads with a picture of steven hawking and pizza


91. virgil posting black and white photo of a lizard with the fire emoji as the caption


92. smashing iphones as art


93. photos of cuts that were procured from iphones with cracked screens


94. casting a rolex in plaster


95. casting a rolls royce in plaster


96. casting anything expensive in plaster


97. casting anything expensive in plaster and then painting it red


98. painting any vegetable red


99. lawn chairs in a gallery


100. google glass art


101. using the word traverse and google image search in the same sentence


102. putting your art on tinder


103. getting the tinder logo tattooed


104. becoming a fake street artist


105. selling white Foamposits in a chic store in soho


106. Making a line of denim products with tribal symbols called "death alert" and selling it at Attium


107. a geolocation based app


108. a crowd sourced music app


109. an app for meditation thats also an art piece called "usb water 2.0"


110. a zagats guide to bathrooms to do coke in


111. a photo series of various stuffed animals doing coke


112. a poem called "hacking the planet on coke"


113. making a blog of people posing in front of lamborginis and bugatis sourced from instagram


114. a pad thai restaurant in bushwick


115. a store in the lower east side called bushwick


116. a store in the lower east side called soho


117. a store in soho called nowhere


118. a store in soho called nowhere that sells pants hats and sunglasses


119. a record label called “pharmacy”


120. a tapestry out of du rags


121. a tapestry out of pink wigs


122. A video piece where u look at the camera and read other peoples dating profiles


123. Wearing true religion pants backwards so people can see those horse shoe pockets


124. Air jordan on the cross


125. Ed hardy ikea furniture as art


126. an e-cig with wifi


127. an e-cig bong


128. a e-cig themed party


129. an e-cig helmet


130. a pizza flavored e-cig


131. an e-cig slash usb drive


132. a pizza flavored e-cig bong helmet with wifi and lisa frank stickers


133. turning old hard drives into ash trays


134. a peace symbol made out of e pills but photoshopped because e pills dont even exist anymore because now everyone does molly


135. an office plant show


136. an office plant tumblr


137. a 3d office plant gif tumblr


138. a performance about self representation


139. a performance about cultural tourism


140. a performance about transformation


141. a performance about gender roles in the context of home depot


142. a giant painting of the home depot logo


143. a piece called Untitled (history)


144. a piece called Untitled (temple)


145. naming anything untitled


146. a dance called FOUR TWINS featuring two identical twins wearing those spandex zenti suits that cover their entire bodies


147. spending an entire day liking things on facebook as performance art


148. opening a meatball shop called BALLERS


149. downloading jquery


150. writing an essay for the new inquiry about the authenticity of riff raff


151. naming a poetry event new agendas


152. recording a series of skype conversations with artists living in berlin called “global simulacra”


153. filling a gallery with bubbles


154. filling a gallery with jello


155. filling a gallery with babies


156. filling a gallery with babies each wearing another country's flag


157. eating cheetos for a two weeks straight as performance art


158. a giant cutout of chester cheeto


159. a giant cutout of chester cheeto smoking an e-cig


160. an e-cig that looks like a giant cheeto


161. an e-cig that looks like a giant cheeto that tastes like cheetos


162. an e-cig that looks like a giant cheeto that tastes like cheetos but has weed in it


163. a performance where dudes in hockey masks are operating drones


164. large c prints of the leaked NSA documents


165. an interpretive dance performed by bi-gender people in bushwick about the NSA


166. a trap music EP called encryption


167. bitcoin pattern on clothes


168. a real-time graph of the price of bitcoins in a gallery


169. a band named KEVLAR


170. a duncan donut in a croc


171. ranch dressing in a croc


172. a croc with a prada label


173. the starbux logo on a 4loko can


174. the netscape logo on a donna karen shirt


175. beats by dre in a bag of potting soil


176. a painting of beats by dre on the mona lisa


177. hood by air motocross themed catwalk


178. pinkberry uniforms cut up and mixed with with military fatigue


179. a social media analytics app called digital swag


180. a story about a meth dealer for vice magazine


181. large c-prints of stills from the matrix


182. getting art made on mechanical turk


183. a flipbook of internet loader gifs


184. emoji wallpaper


185. a bronze statue of julian assange


186. an animated gif based dating service


187. lulu for guys


188. an all over print tshirt with different famous peoples signatures


189. photographs of famous peoples hands


190. a giant painting of rebecca black


191. a small statue of rebecca black in a glass case


192. a tie dye du rag in a glass case


193. a bottle of axe cast in yellow resin in a glass case


194. a terracotta plate with grumpy cat on it in a glass case


195. a mean people suck sticker in a glass case


196. a pop up shop that sells hand crafted jewelry in glass cases


197. a glass case with nothing in it except a small piece of paper that says duchamp


198. a new york times article about post drake society


199. putting a new york times article about post drake society in a glass case


200. a poem of two hundred obvious ideas read in 2014 in a lower east side gallery.



RYDER RIPPS is a conceptual artist.
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