9 by ryder ripps
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Bernini Rework, 2014
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from Internet Archaeology
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200 Obvious Ideas
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1. Coffee table in the shape of an alien head
2. Art show of bongs that are painted white or various iridescent colors 3. A Painting of a giant usb symbol 4. Abstract paintings mimicking Rothko but on an ipad 5. Using a monitor stand as an easel 6. Taking black and white portraits of party photographers 7. Taking drugs at a stripclub and then writing a blog post about it 8. Salt and pepper shakers made out of resin in the shape of ghosts 9. Casting a tangle of cables in clear resin 10. A webcam based sex website for arty girls in brooklyn 11. A real estate agency in bushwick called "liminal spaces" 12. A cafe slash co working space called outlet 13. Making a sportswear line with various bank logos and stock photos of landscapes and selling it at vfiles 14. A baseball hat where each triangular panel is a slice of pizza 15. A coffee table in the shape of pizza 16. A little Caesars hat 17. Pizza flipflops 18. Pizza rims 19. A t shirt that says i cant think of anything else thats a triangle besides pizza 20. A band thats called tttttttaco 21. Going on vacation in new mexico 22. Making a body pillow that looks like john waters 23. Making a body pillow that looks like john mccain 24. Making art out of body pillows that look like john mccain 25. Using john mccain body pillows as bean bags in your apartment 26. an art show of denim bean bags with modest mouse playing in the background 27. a 20 foot painting of the dell logo 28. Painting a new macbook pro camouflage, including the screen then painting your entire body camouflage too to match 29. performance art involving stedicams 30. a go pro attached to ur head as u give head as performance art 31. a selfie website 32. an antiselfie website 33. a selfie art show 34. an antiselfie art show 35. a antiselfie poem read at a lower east side gallery 36. large beach towels with all over prints of justin bieber 37. a large beach towel that says lifes a beach 38. naming your first alt lit novel SPF 60 39. talking about how cool sonny bono is drunk at the tender trap 40. a custom gold name plate necklace that says Adolescence 41. getting into astrology 42. getting into astrological gifs 43. getting into greek themed astrological gifs 44. writing free wifi in a death metal font 45. writing free wifi in neon 46. writing free wifi out of rocks on a floor in a gallery 47. naming your wifi network free wifi 48. a shirt that says FREE WIFI with a nike swoosh and a picture of Rihanna 49. paintings of anime characters crying 50. paintings of hollywood movie stars as anime characters 51. calling yourself an instagram curator and actually pursuing that line of work 52. putting on the hackers soundtrack at a party 53. playing candy shop at a party 54. just getting into drum and bass 55. just getting into happy hardcore 56. just getting into indie rock ironically 57. just getting into rap 58. wearing fubu in 2014 59. blingee gifs of hot dogs and shwarma 60. 3d gifs 61. Funny gifs 62. Abstract gifs 63. Gifs with emojis 64. gifs of rappers with their lyrics in futura 65. Liking twilight ironically 66. Getting into timberlands as a girl in 2014 67. Saying something like "avril lavigne is kinda cool" 68. weed panties 69. weed pants 70. weed hats 71. weed socks 72. weed bathroom tiles 73. gloves where each finger is like one of the weed leafs or whatever 74. Drones to deliver weed 75. Flying drones in a gallery 76. Aerial drone photography of raves 77. Aerial drone photography of death camps 78. a foot stool that looks like a xanax bar 79. a xanax bar necklace 80. taking xanax before watching that chris angel show 81. writing a poem about taking xanax while watching the chris angel show 82. a been trill shirt that says 69 83. A been trill shirt with ed snowden 84. a been trill shirt that says "FOREVER OCEAN" with some emojis 85. a been trill shirt that says PLUR with some emojis 86. a photo essay about karaokee 87. sad boys 88. a shirt that says sad dads 89. a shirt that says sad dads with a picture of steven hawking 90. a shirt that says sad dads with a picture of steven hawking and pizza 91. virgil posting black and white photo of a lizard with the fire emoji as the caption 92. smashing iphones as art 93. photos of cuts that were procured from iphones with cracked screens 94. casting a rolex in plaster 95. casting a rolls royce in plaster 96. casting anything expensive in plaster 97. casting anything expensive in plaster and then painting it red 98. painting any vegetable red 99. lawn chairs in a gallery 100. google glass art 101. using the word traverse and google image search in the same sentence 102. putting your art on tinder 103. getting the tinder logo tattooed 104. becoming a fake street artist 105. selling white Foamposits in a chic store in soho 106. Making a line of denim products with tribal symbols called "death alert" and selling it at Attium 107. a geolocation based app 108. a crowd sourced music app 109. an app for meditation thats also an art piece called "usb water 2.0" 110. a zagats guide to bathrooms to do coke in 111. a photo series of various stuffed animals doing coke 112. a poem called "hacking the planet on coke" 113. making a blog of people posing in front of lamborginis and bugatis sourced from instagram 114. a pad thai restaurant in bushwick 115. a store in the lower east side called bushwick 116. a store in the lower east side called soho 117. a store in soho called nowhere 118. a store in soho called nowhere that sells pants hats and sunglasses 119. a record label called “pharmacy” 120. a tapestry out of du rags 121. a tapestry out of pink wigs 122. A video piece where u look at the camera and read other peoples dating profiles 123. Wearing true religion pants backwards so people can see those horse shoe pockets 124. Air jordan on the cross 125. Ed hardy ikea furniture as art 126. an e-cig with wifi 127. an e-cig bong 128. a e-cig themed party 129. an e-cig helmet 130. a pizza flavored e-cig 131. an e-cig slash usb drive 132. a pizza flavored e-cig bong helmet with wifi and lisa frank stickers 133. turning old hard drives into ash trays 134. a peace symbol made out of e pills but photoshopped because e pills dont even exist anymore because now everyone does molly 135. an office plant show 136. an office plant tumblr 137. a 3d office plant gif tumblr 138. a performance about self representation 139. a performance about cultural tourism 140. a performance about transformation 141. a performance about gender roles in the context of home depot 142. a giant painting of the home depot logo 143. a piece called Untitled (history) 144. a piece called Untitled (temple) 145. naming anything untitled 146. a dance called FOUR TWINS featuring two identical twins wearing those spandex zenti suits that cover their entire bodies 147. spending an entire day liking things on facebook as performance art 148. opening a meatball shop called BALLERS 149. downloading jquery 150. writing an essay for the new inquiry about the authenticity of riff raff 151. naming a poetry event new agendas 152. recording a series of skype conversations with artists living in berlin called “global simulacra” 153. filling a gallery with bubbles 154. filling a gallery with jello 155. filling a gallery with babies 156. filling a gallery with babies each wearing another country's flag 157. eating cheetos for a two weeks straight as performance art 158. a giant cutout of chester cheeto 159. a giant cutout of chester cheeto smoking an e-cig 160. an e-cig that looks like a giant cheeto 161. an e-cig that looks like a giant cheeto that tastes like cheetos 162. an e-cig that looks like a giant cheeto that tastes like cheetos but has weed in it 163. a performance where dudes in hockey masks are operating drones 164. large c prints of the leaked NSA documents 165. an interpretive dance performed by bi-gender people in bushwick about the NSA 166. a trap music EP called encryption 167. bitcoin pattern on clothes 168. a real-time graph of the price of bitcoins in a gallery 169. a band named KEVLAR 170. a duncan donut in a croc 171. ranch dressing in a croc 172. a croc with a prada label 173. the starbux logo on a 4loko can 174. the netscape logo on a donna karen shirt 175. beats by dre in a bag of potting soil 176. a painting of beats by dre on the mona lisa 177. hood by air motocross themed catwalk 178. pinkberry uniforms cut up and mixed with with military fatigue 179. a social media analytics app called digital swag 180. a story about a meth dealer for vice magazine 181. large c-prints of stills from the matrix 182. getting art made on mechanical turk 183. a flipbook of internet loader gifs 184. emoji wallpaper 185. a bronze statue of julian assange 186. an animated gif based dating service 187. lulu for guys 188. an all over print tshirt with different famous peoples signatures 189. photographs of famous peoples hands 190. a giant painting of rebecca black 191. a small statue of rebecca black in a glass case 192. a tie dye du rag in a glass case 193. a bottle of axe cast in yellow resin in a glass case 194. a terracotta plate with grumpy cat on it in a glass case 195. a mean people suck sticker in a glass case 196. a pop up shop that sells hand crafted jewelry in glass cases 197. a glass case with nothing in it except a small piece of paper that says duchamp 198. a new york times article about post drake society 199. putting a new york times article about post drake society in a glass case 200. a poem of two hundred obvious ideas read in 2014 in a lower east side gallery. |
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RYDER RIPPS is a conceptual artist.
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